Blogger asked me to write a story using the Bald headed frog with a wig....

The bald frog with the wig was a very cunning frog. He always knew when an elf, the most stealth and agile humanoid creature there is was approaching. The bald frog with the wig always knew because once upon a time he too was an elf himself. he was indeed a handsome elf and his fancy was to run with the pixies. But, alas, to his detriment he ran a little to freely as one pixie took a disliking to the bald frog with the wig, once a handsome gallant elf and turned him into the bald frog with the wig. Now TBHFWTW, is seeking his way back and by listening carefully for the ONE approaching elf Prince or Princess to change him back and bring him home in time he will return to the land of everlasting life and happiness. For the time being, he must survive as a bald headed frog and eat the water lilies.

todays gripe Dec 8, 2008

I am a prisoner in my own home where there are creepy loud and rambunctious gremlin babies who live above me, in the floor boards and all around. Shiiiiiiit I love all kids but those upstairs are evil and their parental unit is the dark queen lord of the land. They are freaks and I live in fear of her wrath, so i endure her evil offspring every single night and often on the weekend mornings too. This is MY gripe site, no one seems to ever come and stop by so I'm gonna make this my site to VENT as I wish!